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The Great Doughnut Debate
I’ve determined that kids don’t become spoiled by receiving big gifts like a pony or a trip to Disney. No, they get spoiled through all...
Jul 27, 20234 min read
Sorry, Kid, You’re Stuck With Us
I would love to be one of those go-with-the-flow moms who can let routine and schedules and bedtime go out the widow on a whim just to...
Jul 13, 20233 min read
You’re Never Too Young to Earn Your Keep
I recently had to bring Mikey with me to run some errands for work. He’s 5, so I figured it’s time he learned to pull his weight, anyway....
Jun 27, 20232 min read
Just Another Day in Paradise
I was having one of those days where I couldn’t stand my own kid. Now, I know there is a whole group of readers who are going to gasp at...
Jun 15, 20234 min read
Big Guy in the Big Apple
We recently took Mikey on his first trip to New York City! His friends must have been talking about NYC, or maybe they even talked about...
May 30, 20234 min read
Girls Rule, Boys Drool
When Mikey was younger, say, maybe 3-ish, he and his classmates seemed to have no concept of boy versus girl. They all played together...
May 25, 20234 min read
I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead
“Momma, can we bake something.” “Mmm, let me just wake up a little first, bud. Then we can bake something.” It’s 6:13 a.m. Saturday and...
May 25, 20233 min read
Nothin’ But Time
One of the many things nobody warned me about parenting is how much time I would spend standing around doing nothing while watching my...
May 25, 20234 min read
American Ninja Warrior, Mom Edition
Over the past few months Mikey has gotten much more engaged in independent play, which has my husband and I feeling two ways: guilty...
May 25, 20234 min read
Houston, We Have a 5-Year-Old!
So, here’s something to add to my Mother of the Year application: I unintentionally handed out tobacco paraphernalia to about 44 5-year...
May 25, 20234 min read
Pearly Whites
Recently, a 15-minute pediatric dentist visit took about 4 years off my life. The dentist… The. Dentist… where teeth go to shine but...
May 25, 20234 min read
Potty Peril
I was sitting in a coffee shop recently when a man came in with what I assume was his son. He was a bigger guy – tall and broad. The boy...
May 25, 20234 min read
Germs Are a Kid’s Best Friend
In all our combined 78 years on this earth, my husband and I have never been as continually physically ill as we have been this past four...
May 25, 20233 min read
Children Are a Blessing
We recently attended a baptism for my nephew. The drama began before we even left the house, attempting to get Mikey to wear something...
May 25, 20234 min read
Surviving Christmas
Christmas was wonderful. It was full of family and food and presents, and a spoiled 4 ½-year-old… as it should be. A truly magical time....
May 25, 20234 min read
Thankful
A few weeks ago my husband, Mike, took the 4 ½-year-old with him to run some errands in the Danbury area and they stopped at McDonald’s...
May 14, 20233 min read
Days are Long, But Years go Fast
The days following Daylight Savings are the longest in all of eternity. Better parents ease their children into it. They start four...
May 14, 20234 min read
Heroes in a Half Shell
Mikey was Michelangelo for Halloween. The ninja turtle, not the artist. The fun started a few weeks ago when we were finally brave enough...
May 14, 20234 min read
Sir Isaac Newt-on Gingrich
I’m almost home after picking Mikey up from pre-kindergarten when a call rings over the Bluetooth in the car. “Oh, it’s Dada,” I tell the...
May 14, 20233 min read
Indecent Exposure
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share this little story with all you readers, but then I decided that if the point of this column is to be...
May 14, 20234 min read
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